But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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