Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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