Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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