bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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