dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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