this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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