There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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