I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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