i permit you to call me
I just made out with a guy for $7.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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