He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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