When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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