I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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