Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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