im holly from the hills drunk
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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