I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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