We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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