I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I could fuck to npr.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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