Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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