Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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