ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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