I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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