we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I bet he comes in French.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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