My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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