So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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