turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm just crazy horny about you
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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