i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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