She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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