Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
