matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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