I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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