This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
not ubering you a puppy
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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