Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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