i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
