You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
