I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
