shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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