Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Houston, we have a squirter
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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