i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
