guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
