I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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