Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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