Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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