YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Soap is not a condiment
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
barbara walters just said penis...
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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