he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I cut my penus on the lid.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Randomize
