I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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