When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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