No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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