My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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