I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
