Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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