at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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