Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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