Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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