Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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